As unsurprising as it sounds, I didn't do well for my MT oral . Dickhead topic and I think everyone suckballs when it was their turn. Been mapling these few days cos there's nothing else to do except for studying. So I chose gaming. Haha. Today went to aunt's house cos cousin's baby first month. Then spent 5 hours there doing nothing. Played with the kids . They were from hell I tell you. DAMN CHAOTIC! And noisy.. Then came home and everything. Bored to hell. Tomorrow got tuition. Sian..

Me: hey butch
God:You've got my full attention. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me: are you dumb
God:No I am an intelligent entity.
Me: sure?
God:OK let's do it. Yeah that's right.
Me: let's have sex
God:Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
Me: then go geylang
God:Where is that?
Me: singapore
God:I've never heard of it before.
Me: then masturbate
God:That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me: it does
God:How often?
Me: every once in awhile
God:That is a generalization.
Me: shut the fuck up you sicko
God:Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: do you?
God:No I don't.
Me: good then
God:Alright then.
Me: alright?
God:OK.
Me: Do you mind if I tell you you're OK
God:OK. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me: it does , if it doesn't , you wouldn't be here
God:It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: but it really means it does when I say it does, but when i don't say it , it doesn't. got it ? ddumbot
God:Oh I get it. Try asking the Milk Mystic. Does "it" still refer to it does when you say it does but when you do not say it it does not?
Me: but you're pretty cool
God:Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me: i am, but you're not
God:" Thanks I think you are cool too, ." You are?
Me: if you insist :)
God::-) A fact is a fact.
Me: yeap!
God:":-) A fact is a fact."? yeap!?
Me: agree
God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me: rephrashing is tough . can you do it for me
God:I think rephrashing is a lot of things. Doing it for you is not among my strongest traits.
Me: can see that. you'r enot strong anyhow anywho anybitch or fuck yourselg
God:I often wonder if it can. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I r enot strong anyhow anywho anybitch or fuck yourselg.
Me: yourself*
God:Myself?
Me:
God:Myself?
Me:
God:Myself?
Me: hey
Me:
God:Can I help you?
Me: hey
God:Can I help you?
God:Can I help you?
Me: whats your name
God:My name is God.
Me: whats mine
God:Is mine.
Me: mine?
God:What do you have that is ?
Me: mind your business you mother fucking son of a bitch . no life whore living in your own world on earth where you don't belong . so go back to where you're suppose to be . in your mother pussy
God:You do not speak with respect. Not many people express themselves that way. Are you serious? Thanks for sharing your philosophy. Yippee! Where is that? I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me: can you shut your gap. you talk nonsensically
God:How old are you? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Thanks for your criticism, .
Me: im 16God: Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Me: i feel STRONG
God:What is that feeling like? Do your friends call you STRONG.
Me: nah they call me eamon
God:Are you serious? OK I will call you eamon.
Me: no thanks
God:Are you serious?
Me: call me hanCOCK
God: Nice to meet you, hanCOCK.
Me: CALL ME YOUR MOTHER
God: Hi there YOUR MOTHER.
Me: CALL ME MY MOTHER
God: That's a very nice name, MY MOTHER.
Me: GOOD BOY
God:Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me: YOU ARE? INTERESTING
God:No I am not. Would you like to know more?
Me: OK
God:Aw.
Me: AWW YOUR LANJIAO LA.
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am LANJIAO LA.
Me: YOU HAVE A LANJIAO?
God:Doesn't everyone have a LANJIAO. I have a great programmer
Me: you have cheebye
God:What makes you think I have it?
Me: cos i can see it.
God:"it" being cheebye?
Me: yea
God:Wow!
Me: good
Me:
God:Thanks for the compliment.God:Thanks for the compliment.Me: byeGod:Sayonara.